Galloping Fun
[NOTE: Yeah it's been a while. China censors, I'm lazy, I've been working, yadda yadda yadda. No excuses, bring on the fun.]I've seen my fair share of gaudy and questionable exercise machines, but fat cell vibration is the laziest, and stupidest concept of all. The idea is that you stand (or sit) on a machine that shakes you like a can of paint (or a baby that won't stop crying) and the fat cells dissolve like MAGIC! The worst part is that China is IN LOVE with these machines. Every single department store features 10 shaking machine demos, each one shaking a middle-aged lady, as well as giving birth to another Margaret Cho-Asian mother-joke.
It was only a matter of time before someone combined the concept of vibration for weight loss and vibration for er....other stuff. I present to you... the iGallop.
Giddy-up!
Censor that one, China-land... (end)
posted by JDW @ 30.8.06
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